Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
Whatever. It’s cute.
Whenever there’s a bathroom door with a separate locking mechanism and the lock is underneath the knob, I pull on the door knob, THEN unlatch the lock. 26 fucking years and I’m still too goddamned stupid to remember IT’S LOCKED DUMMY.
This gravity thing would be a very real problem for me.